you know if you put your ear next to a person’s leg you can hear “What the fuck are you doing?”
To Follow
If I were to follow someone who is following me, are we going in a circle, or anywhere at all?
What’s that, Mr. Cat?
Did you just meow at me?
Is that cat talk for “kill them all,” Mr. Cat?
Meow indeed, Mr. Cat.
Meow indeed.
